I have, actually. A few. [ Mmmmnn.... ] Down at a bakery, there was some trouble with their goods going missing during the day. Someone on the staff sticky fingers would be the obvious culprit, but... well, how do I say this?
[ Because it never gets less ridiculous to think about-- ]
It was a family of mice, just like in a Disney movie. They were stealing food and taking it back to their mousehole to eat and store. According to the owner, there'd never been mice before, so they must've just moved in... and the weather's been getting colder, so that's probably why they decided to take refuge there. Anyway, the mice got the boot [ which is the kind way of saying "exterminated" here ] and I get a free tart if I buy a drink when I visit for helping them out. It's not a bad deal.
[ but look see, he's doing stuff!!! granted he just kind of. stumbled upon the mouse problem. he wasn't there to solve anything, he was there to have a quick coffee run and maybe snack on some nice treats... ]
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I have, actually. A few. [ Mmmmnn.... ] Down at a bakery, there was some trouble with their goods going missing during the day. Someone on the staff sticky fingers would be the obvious culprit, but... well, how do I say this?
[ Because it never gets less ridiculous to think about-- ]
It was a family of mice, just like in a Disney movie. They were stealing food and taking it back to their mousehole to eat and store. According to the owner, there'd never been mice before, so they must've just moved in... and the weather's been getting colder, so that's probably why they decided to take refuge there. Anyway, the mice got the boot [ which is the kind way of saying "exterminated" here ] and I get a free tart if I buy a drink when I visit for helping them out. It's not a bad deal.
[ but look see, he's doing stuff!!! granted he just kind of. stumbled upon the mouse problem. he wasn't there to solve anything, he was there to have a quick coffee run and maybe snack on some nice treats... ]